Posts — Fashion Hauls

• Aritzia's 'Clientele Sale' is Just Zara with a Velvet Rope—And That $450 Super Puff? The Quality Collapse is Real — Aritzia's "Clientele Sale" dropped today, so I dissected the $450 Super Puff that's been leaking feathers all over Chicago. Spoiler: the construction is giving 2008 North Face knockoff, and that VIP invite went to 80% of their email list.
• I Tested Amazon's Viral 'SKIMS Dupe' Bodysuit (20k+ Reviews) — The Verdict Will Not Surprise You — I tested Amazon's viral SHAPERX 'SKIMS dupe' bodysuit with 20,000+ reviews. The Sit Test, Squat Test, and construction autopsy reveal the truth nobody on TikTok is telling you.
• The Sunday Receipts: I Spent $847 This Week & Only Kept 3 Things (The Math You Need to See) — I spent $847 this week and only kept 3 things. Here's the brutal math on Cost-Per-Wear, a public apology for a failed "Keep," and this week's Dish Rag Award winner.
• Spring 2026's Viral Trends: What They Look Like on a Real Body (Spoiler: Not Like the TikTok) — I spent three weeks testing Spring 2026's biggest viral trends—balloon pants, capri leggings, and the "Amazon chic" aesthetic. Spoiler: The TikToks are lying. Here's what they actually look like on a real body with a real budget.
• The "Dry Clean Only" Scam: How to Wash 90% of Your "Dry Clean Only" Clothes at Home (And Save $400/Year) — Most "Dry Clean Only" labels are lies designed to protect cheap construction and drain your wallet. After 3 years in returns, here's how to wash 90% of your "dry clean only" clothes at home—and save $1,100+ per year.